Mechanical Muffin Man

Terms

Terms & Conditions

By texting us or opting in to SMS from Mechanical Muffin Man, you agree to receive service-related texts (scheduling, support, job updates). Consent is not a condition of purchase.

Message and data rates may apply. Message frequency varies. Reply STOP to opt out. Reply HELP for help.

Contact: xbubbaxdudex@gmail.com

Payment Terms

Payment is due upon completion of the job unless otherwise agreed in writing.

Long-term payment options, or net 15 / net 30 terms, are available by request only and must be agreed in writing before work begins.

Unofficial summary (not part of these terms) fuck you pay me

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